Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Huh?

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Phone Lady: "Hi? What's your fax number? I want to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy, and send him my records."

Mary: "It's 867-5309."

Phone Lady: "Great! What kind of doctor is he, anyway?"

Mary: "Uh, he's a neurologist."

Phone Lady: "Oh, never mind."

10 comments:

  1. Aaaack! Ear worm! Ear Worm!

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  2. you stole Jenny's number?! aaaccckkkk

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  3. You stole Jenny's number?! You horrible thief...

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  4. What the hell? She's randomly calling to make an appointment BEFORE finding out what kind of doctor you are?

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  5. @ nurse lilly, Nah, she is looking for a "good" doctor. So she can sell the "good " doctor on all manner of "good" things. We get these primer calls all the time in professional offices, they are screening for future sales calls.

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  6. Thank you Jenny. Packer is correct. I t was a prelude to a sales call. But this company does not have stock for neuro docs. Makes you wonder what they were going to try to sell.

    But (with luck) Grumpy will never know.

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  7. @Ms. Donna, oh, no, Grumpy and Mary will know for sure, faxes from cruise lines, airlines, roofing companies and sudry others will be spewing from the machine , beginning right about NOW.

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  8. Hey

    Grumpy, Grumpy, who can I turn to?
    You give me somethin' I can hold on to
    I know you think I'm like the others before
    Who saw your name and number on the doctor referral

    Grumpy, I got your number
    I need to make you my brain guy
    Grumpy, don't change your number
    867-5309
    867-5309
    867-5309
    867-5309

    Grumpy, Grumpy, you're the neurologist for me
    Oh, you don't know me, but you make my brain so happy
    I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve cell
    I tried my imagination, but I was in jail

    Grumpy, I got your number
    I need to make you my neurologist
    Grumpy, don't change your number
    867-5309
    867-5309
    867-5309
    867-5309

    I got it, (I got it), I got it
    I got your number off the referral
    I got it, (I got it), I got it
    For a good time, for a good time call

    Grumpy, don't change your number
    I need to make you my brain guy
    Grumpy, I call your number
    867-5309
    867-5309
    867-5309
    867-5309

    Grumpy, Grumpy, who can I turn to?
    867-5309

    For the price of a little cell phone time I can always turn to you
    867-5309

    867-5309
    867-5309
    867-5309
    867-5309
    5309

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  9. People still use faxes?

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So wadda you think?