Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you ever been a smoker?" Mr. Vague: "No. I mean, not that I know of. But you never know. You know?"

Guy walks in, stands at front counter. Guy: "I have an appointment with Dr. Grumpy." Mary: "Hello. Since you're a new...

Yes, with the clock ticking down toward one of the most important birthdays in human history (Sir Isaac Newton, born December 25, 1642) it&#...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any other issues we didn't talk about?" Mr. Huh: "No, I think you've covered everything you have, and ...

I'm with a patient, when Mary appears in the doorway. Mary: "Excuse me, but there's a Dr. Fuchs on the phone. He says he'...

On this day in 1983... A man died. Okay, so I'm sure a lot of people left us on November 23rd, 1983. But this man deserves to be com...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Turkey: "Yeah! Are you guys open on Friday?" Dr. Grumpy: &qu...

Dr. Heller: "This is Dr. Heller, with Major Illness Insurance." Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, this is Ibee Grumpy, I'm a neurologist...

I'd like to thank my friends at VBB , who sent me this illustration seen in a Urologist's office: It raises a number of point...

Last Friday Frank had a cold, and got sent home from school. My office is near Wingnut Elementary, so during a break in the action I picked ...

Due to an insane amount of kid stuff this weekend, I'm just going to share one of history's finest movie moments.

Mrs. Patient: "I think my mother, Lucy, saw you several years ago." Dr. Grumpy: "She may have. What's her last name?&qu...

I don't know what it is. But it sure sounds bad. For non-medical readers: The real phrase is "subarachnoid hemorrhage,"...