Doctor Grumpy in the House

Mrs. Bulova: "Hello?" Mary: "Hi, Mrs. Bulova. This is Mary, at Dr. Grumpy's office. I'm calling because you're ...

Like most offices, we have stuff on the front counter. A clipboard with a sign-in sheet. A little clock. A pen holder. A plastic & metal...

Yesterday I was at local mall with the kids, when they started whining about being hungry. So I took them to the food court. While they we...

When the kids were younger, we had a part-time nanny named Syndee. I was anything but fond of her. I don't remember how Mrs. Grumpy fou...

Morning shift-change check-out: Nurse 1: "Your patient in room 822 is going to a nursing home in 20 minutes." Nurse 2: "O...

Mrs. Bos: "I need to find a new internist." Dr. Grumpy: "What's up? You've been with Dr. Moonray for years?" ...

Dr. Lung: "Ibee! Do you drive a Hyundai Sonata?" Dr. Grumpy: "No. I have an old Nissan Maxima." Dr. Lung: "Well...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses run in your family?" Mr. Cath: "My father had heart disease, but didn't know it until ...

Yep. Not much more to say . Thank you, Don!

Mrs. Ganglia: "And when the headache was really bad, the right side of my face was drooping." Dr. Grumpy: "Was it really dr...

In college I lived in a building where all the windows faced a center courtyard. One day, when it was nice out and most people had their w...

Mrs. Camel: "I only get migraines when I snort cocaine." Dr. Grumpy: "Why don't you quit?" Mrs. Camel: "Nah...

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you tried any pain medications for this?" Ms. Nurse: "Well... Yeah..." Dr. Grumpy: "What'...

For the 4th year in a row I'm going to run this column. I'll keep running it until this practice stops. Which likely means the post ...