Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Mary's desk, October 9, 2012

Mrs. Bulova: "Hello?"

Mary: "Hi, Mrs. Bulova. This is Mary, at Dr. Grumpy's office. I'm calling because you're 10 minutes late for your appointment, and you're always punctual. So I wanted to make sure everything is okay."

Mrs. Bulova: "That can't be! My appointment is at 2:30, and my watch says it's only 1:15 now!"

Mary: "I'm sorry, but it's actually 2:40. I can re-schedule you, though. Maybe your watch is broken? Or you need to wind it?"

Mrs. Bulova: "It's funny, I noticed last night that it said 1:15 while I was having dinner, and it said the same thing later when I was getting ready for bed, and also this morning, when I woke up. I thought that was weird, but it makes sense now."

15 comments:

  1. At least she's observant ;)

    murgatr
    Pharm.Tech. RDC '06

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  2. It sounds like Mrs. Bulova has more problems than just a broken watch. (Love the name)

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  3. But does she know what a time zone is?

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  4. This wouldn't be Syndee's mother, would it?

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  5. As they say, even a broken watch is right twice a day.

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  6. Enter the Twilight Zone where time has no meaning...

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  7. "My husband has put on some weight recently, so I figured it was just relativistic effects from his gravitational pull."

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  8. Officer Cynical: "No. No, I'm afraid it doesn't."

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  9. There used to be a running joke at a University's radio station about it always being 10:47 because one night the (analog) clock got stuck there and the DJ kept announcing it was 10:47... for hours on end.

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  10. Ha! I'll bet Mary never has to call Mrs. Timex (takes a licking and keeps on ticking) about this.

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  11. At least she still got the date of her appointment right!

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  12. Clearly a neurological problem here.

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  13. She definitely needs to see you.

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  14. Sounds like her appointment with you was not a moment too soon.

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So wadda you think?