Doctor Grumpy in the House

"Hi, can someone call me back? I saw you in 2005, but changed to another doc because I didn't like you. Anyway, that doc just mo...

While I don't have any large-scale, double-blinded, placebo-controlled studies to back it up, I'm going to go out on a limb wit...

This picture: A: Shows why you shouldn't pass out drunk when your friends have magic markers lying around. B....

Dear Dr. Worthless, Thank you for your note on my migraine patient. I've tried several medications for Mrs. Hedhurtz, including Fu...

The Waratah wasn't a fancy ship compared to the giants that crossed the North Atlantic. She was built for mixed-use (both freight a...

Mrs. Young: "I like to walk a lot, but not hike. I prefer streets. I like to streetwalk. Um, that didn't sound good, did it?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you lost or gained any weight since starting Fukitol?" Mrs. Pound: "I don't know... I don't have ...

Since January 1, 2009 drug reps haven't been able to give us any of their goodies like pens, post-notes, calendars, or pretty much anyth...

Gee, I wonder how much he won? Thank you, Brick!

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses in the family?" Mrs. Trilateral: "My Mom has had breast cancer 3 times, once on each side....

My deep sleep is shattered by hysterical screaming of the psychopath-with-a-butcher-knife-has-broken-into-the-house-and-is-about-to-kill-me...

I guess he's sort of a modern-day Don Quixote . Thank you, Tanya!

On the side I do survey work for various market research companies. They ask me what I think of ad campaigns, or medications, or whatever....

First off, we have this:   Because nothing says "handmade by skilled craftsmen" more than pr...