Monday, July 30, 2012

Today's quiz

This picture:






















A: Shows why you shouldn't pass out drunk when your friends have magic markers lying around.

B. "OMG grandma, I told you not to use the discount tattoo place!"

C. Is the latest innovation from Apple, the iBrain. The flash drive is planted right under your skin, and connects in your gums via Bluetooth.

D. Is from an ad for a new type of brain scan.


The correct answer is D. Really!
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15 comments:

  1. Officer CynicalJuly 30, 2012 at 9:21 AM

    E. Shows why you should wear a helmet and face protection at the paint ball park.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 30, 2012 at 10:04 AM

    It's lupus.

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  3. PackerJuly 30, 2012 at 10:08 AM

    I hate when I go looking for Dr. Grumpy and wind up at People of Wal Mart.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 30, 2012 at 10:30 AM

    SAME THING HAPPENDED TO COWORKERS BRITTLE IDDM1 TEEN DAUGHTER - WITH HYPOGLYCEMIA HER BROTHER AND HIS FRIENDS WOULD WRITE ON HER FACE WITH MARKERS, THEN PROVIDE JUICE...

    OH, BROTHER! EVIDENCE FOR REPEATED GROUNDING WAS HARD TO HIDE....

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  5. ERPJuly 30, 2012 at 10:42 AM

    "The evolution of a hæmatomoa"

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  6. brentJuly 30, 2012 at 11:58 AM

    She is a Borg! Resistance is futile. You will be assilimated.

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  7. Li'l AzathothJuly 30, 2012 at 12:51 PM

    "Last thing I remember, I was celebrating my 21st birthday by going to see Jefferson Airplane at the Fillmore. The Orange Sunshine started to kick in while I was watching their liquid light projection. How long was I out, anyway?"

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  8. AnonymousJuly 30, 2012 at 3:24 PM

    Those "flesh"-colored crayons just haven't gotten any better, have they?

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  9. Cyndi LauperJuly 30, 2012 at 3:38 PM

    I see your true colors shining through...

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  10. arzt4empfaengerJuly 30, 2012 at 6:04 PM

    She looks like she's turning into a zombie...

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  11. Steeny LouJuly 30, 2012 at 10:27 PM

    Thanks for the idea on option A.

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  12. AnonymousJuly 31, 2012 at 1:10 PM

    You are all incorrect.

    This is actually an example of a Zetaran attempting to take control of a human host.

    See Star Trek episode, "The Lights of Zetar" for full details.

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  13. lynda thomas shellJuly 31, 2012 at 1:29 PM

    Reminds me of my Granny when she was looking in the freezer for a roast,had forgotten she had put it out already,she had the same look of Brain Freeze,poor Granny

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  14. Ms. DonnaJuly 31, 2012 at 5:06 PM

    Typical day for me!

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  15. AnonymousJuly 31, 2012 at 9:55 PM

    Oh man, what did she walk into?!

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So wadda you think?