Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Odd numbers

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses in the family?"

Mrs. Trilateral: "My Mom has had breast cancer 3 times, once on each side."
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21 comments:

  1. CJuly 24, 2012 at 8:01 AM

    I had this in geometry... we can deduce that her Mom is...uh..tetrahedral.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 24, 2012 at 8:32 AM

    So her mom was the 3 boobed hooker from Total Recall??

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  3. Francisco ScaramangaJuly 24, 2012 at 8:36 AM

    Sounds normal to me.

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  4. AmiJuly 24, 2012 at 8:37 AM

    Oh Francisco! You beat me to it!!

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  5. AnonymousJuly 24, 2012 at 9:11 AM

    This literally made me LOL!!

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  6. Gracie's MomJuly 24, 2012 at 9:50 AM

    Anne Boleyn reincarnated?

    All of a sudden I feel incomplete having only two breasticles.

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  7. GPMommyJuly 24, 2012 at 10:08 AM

    Great advantage for breast feeding. Murder to find a bra...

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  8. AnonymousJuly 24, 2012 at 10:35 AM

    At what age do you begin mammograms for a patient with three breasts? Seems like their lifetime risk should be 150% higher.

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  9. AnonymousJuly 24, 2012 at 1:16 PM

    "Fortunately, that still leaves 6 breasts that are cancer-free."

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  10. Lionel RichieJuly 24, 2012 at 1:19 PM

    She's once, twice, three times a lady...

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  11. MooseJuly 24, 2012 at 2:20 PM

    Oh, good, someone already made a Total Recall crack.

    I'm going back to bed.

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  12. Ms. DonnaJuly 24, 2012 at 4:13 PM

    Oh My! Is Pt. oriented 3X?

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  13. MockingbirdJuly 24, 2012 at 5:24 PM

    My old sow has 12 teats. Hey want a free Poland China piglet? I'll pay for shipping!

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  14. AnonymousJuly 24, 2012 at 6:29 PM

    http://www.canada.com/life/Kaitlyn+Leeb+becomes+online+buzz+girl+Total+Recall+breasted+woman/6967127/story.html

    for a picture

    Kay

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  15. AnonymousJuly 24, 2012 at 7:24 PM

    http://epic-failure.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/back-fail-boobs.jpg

    .... jus' sayin'

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  16. OMDGJuly 24, 2012 at 8:55 PM

    Is her mom a cat?

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  17. AnonymousJuly 24, 2012 at 9:22 PM

    She meant that her mother had breast cancer six times, three times in her left breast and three times in her right? How is that possible?

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  18. MSGMDJuly 25, 2012 at 12:10 AM

    Did everyone forget about Mrs. Triple Nipple from Eight Crazy Nights?

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  19. AnonymousJuly 25, 2012 at 6:27 PM

    artemis of ephesus.

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  20. AnonymousJuly 26, 2012 at 8:55 PM

    She probably meant that her mother had two tumors once on one side, and one tumor once on another side.

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  21. If I tell you I have to kill youJuly 27, 2012 at 11:56 AM

    Adam Shadowchild: 3 tits? That's awesome.
    Haggard: 3 tits? That's awesome.
    Agent Zoil: 3 tits? That's awesome.
    Alien on Paul's ship: 3 tits? Awesome.

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So wadda you think?