Doctor Grumpy in the House

First off, we have this sign spotted at a Burger King. Even ignoring the grammar issues, it has to be the most unenthusiatic, uninviting, un...

I'm with a patient when Mary interrupts me. Dr. Intern is on the phone, and says it's urgent. Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy...

Dr. Grumpy: "What brings you in today, sir?" Mr. Honest: "Dr. Asshat referred me. He said all the good neurologists couldn...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Bekins: "Hi, I need to make an appointment with the doctor." Mar...

In medicine there's a mysterious villain called "Big Pharma." This is a secret conglomeration of drug companies working to d...

Mr. Fatherly: "It was really stressful 3 months ago, because my son and his fiancée moved in with me." Dr. Grumpy: "How are...

Somehow I think this could have been worded better: Thank you, Maridyth!

  Thank you, WH!

Mrs. Flight: "I need a note, saying I'm too sick to travel to New York." Dr. Grumpy: "Um... but you're not sick at ...

Dr. Grumpy: "I'm going to start you on Coumadin." Mr. Wisconsin: "But I'm already on it!" Dr. Grumpy: "...

I've shown you guys some seriously strange drug company ads over the years. After 15 years of reading journals I thought I'd seen ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any changes in your weight?" Mr. Precise: "Yes." whips out iPhone "As of this morning, since Januar...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Miss Hedayk: "Yeah, I see you for migraines, that I, uh, only get durin...