Mrs. Flight: "I need a note, saying I'm too sick to travel to New York."
Dr. Grumpy: "Um... but you're not sick at all."
Mrs. Flight: "I know, but I'm trying to get out of this trip, and a note would help."
Dr. Grumpy: "I can't falsify a note for an airline."
Mrs. Flight: "No. It's for my sister. I don't want to go see her because she's a bitch."
runs in the family
ReplyDeleteCan you blame her?
ReplyDeleteI would totally write that note. Just put in "stupid" instead of sick for the reason.
ReplyDeleteI think what she really needs is a script for some guts...
ReplyDeleteOk, I would write the note, but I am a little confused as to where it is going to go. Then I would send the patient out to sit with Mary for the afternoon, as it seems that Mary can impart knowledge and skills as to how to handle bitches and other difficult personality types.
ReplyDeleteThis takes passive-aggressive to a level that deserves an anvil dropped upon the head.
ReplyDelete(Call ACME, they can help. BEEP! BEEP! ptthtpthpthpthtpht)
But don't make me sound too sick - I don't want her to come and visit me.
ReplyDeleteSo did you give her a note for her sister?
ReplyDeleteI want me a note too (different sister), but I want it for a different reason. I don't need one not to see her (the multiple cloves of garlic around the house do that). I figure if you gave me the note with an OFFICIAL diagnosis that she's a bitch would finally get her picked up by Animal Control (as a public/health service menace and all).
ReplyDeleteI totally get that. Should I be worried?
ReplyDeleteYou might as well just write it for her lol
ReplyDeleteSounds like she needs a scrip for Growacet.
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