Doctor Grumpy in the House

After you attempt to rob a bank, don't immediately go back to use the ATM. Thank you, Tanya!

Mrs. Definite: "My father died of prostate cancer. But I'm trying not to worry about it because my gynecologist reassured me I don...

Somehow I don't think it was planned like that .

This picture: (click to enlarge) A. Is an ad for "Monsters vs. Aliens 2" B. Shows that evil robots and pastel dragons are now appr...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any problems on the new medication?" Mr. Von Braun: "I can raise the missile, but can't launch a warhead....

Mr. Mercury: "I'm always concerned about my blood pressure. I have a blood-pressure machine at home, and I even travel with it....

While commenting on another blog recently, I got this verification word: I'm trying not to take it personally.

One year we returned from vacation a day early, because of a problem with one of our dogs. My parents had taken him to the vet for us, and ...

A while back I was called to the hospital to see a guy with a stroke affecting his language cortex. He wasn't able to talk at all. He ...

Thank you, Caya!

Mrs. Carehome: "A friend of mine is a doctor, and he wrote down some questions for you about my condition." (hands over a folded p...

Dr. Grumpy: "What do you do when the hand goes numb?" Mr. Palmer: "I take out my neck and adjust it."

Doctor Grumpy's vote is worthless every 4 years. That doesn't mean I don't vote for President- I always do. And almost every oth...

What do the CIA, Elvis, a former President, and orangutans have in common? This guy, apparently. Thank you, Tanya!