Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "So, Marie, what would you like to do tonight for New Year's Eve?" Marie: "Um... Have dessert?"

Today I'm featuring a post sent in by Officer Cynical. HOW TO GO TO JAIL 1. Drive a car with really loud exhaust pipes, so I'll n...

Because sometimes Lt. Uhura just isn't enough to get you going... Thank you, Tab!

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, I'll put in the MRI order. It will take 1-2 weeks to get authorization from your insurance, then Annie will cal...

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?" Mr. Neisseria: "Um, Flaykbegon." Dr. Grumpy: "What happens when ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had any trouble talking?" Mr. &%$@#!!!: "Not that I've noticed. My wife says I swear a lot, but...

Dr. Grumpy: "What brings you in to see me today?" Mr. Chronos: "Well, I had this really bad back pain going into my right leg...

This post is in honor of the two best doctors in America, and possibly the world. While their names aren't known to the general public...

Wow. And I thought shaking up a can of Diet Coke was dangerous .

I'd like to thank Brent for sending this in. It's from a cardiologist's dictation done with Dragon, that was mailed without be...

Today we celebrate the birthday of one of the most remarkable people in recorded history. Sir Isaac Newton At the age 25, he published the P...

It was Christmas Eve. The most horrible war the world had ever known was slowly drawing to a close. Nazi Germany would collapse in 6 months...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Joseph: "Hi, I need to get in today." Mary: "I'm sorry, but...

This is the last installment of the 2011 gift guide. Thanks to all who sent stuff in, and remember to please keep sending them year-round. B...