Saturday, December 31, 2011

Saturday guest post

Today I'm featuring a post sent in by Officer Cynical.

HOW TO GO TO JAIL

1. Drive a car with really loud exhaust pipes, so I'll notice you. AND

2. Have license plates on your car that, when I run the number, come back to a completely different color, year, make and model car. AND

3. Have a suspended driver's license. AND

4. Have no insurance on your car. AND

5. Have 2 pounds of marijuana, a supply of baggies, and a scale in plain view on your back seat.
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11 comments:

  1. Ms. DonnaDecember 31, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    They have said it before, drugs make you stupid.

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  2. pharmacy chickDecember 31, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    wow, thats a recipe I am never gonna try! LOL Thanks OFFICER CYNICAL..we miss you!

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  3. AnonymousDecember 31, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    those loud pipes--nothing but trouble!

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  4. lbparkerDecember 31, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    Wow. Nothing like calling attention to himself. Don't these folks know about "staying under the radar"?

    The only thing better would have been if he'd actually been smoking a joint when you pulled him over.

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  5. popeyemoonDecember 31, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    Your wrong look at Bush he tarnished the name of VDubu my Favorited car.

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  6. Sharon MarieDecember 31, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    Miss his blog!

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  7. AnonymousDecember 31, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    All of these except #2, and the scale, are a daily occurrence. Or they are when I'm in the mood to do traffic.

    The guys in Motors say they can go for a couple of days and never run into a fully documented/legal driver.

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  8. NekuraJanuary 1, 2012 at 1:16 AM

    Did he say, "What seems to be the problem, officer?"

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 1, 2012 at 12:43 PM

    F@#& da police.

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  10. ERPJanuary 1, 2012 at 12:46 PM

    Right. If drug dealers were smart they would all drive Priuses.

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  11. QwrgrlJanuary 8, 2012 at 11:48 PM

    I am so very happy to see posts by Officer Cynical!!! I loved his blog and it made my crazy job even more enjoyable. Glad he's still around sharing his wisdom!

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So wadda you think?