Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "How bad is your insomnia?" Mr. Ambien: "It's a problem, but I try not to lose sleep over it."

Mrs. Rock: "I don't want to start any new medications. I've been taking Clomid, and am trying to become pregnant." Dr. Gru...

Yes, nothing says "Peace and Goodwill" this time of year more than an octogenerian grandmother driving a 1983 Buick with a prescri...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mrs. Worried: "Hello, um, my husband sees Dr. Grumpy." Annie: "Yes...

Santa Claus is (roughly) 1700 years old. He's changed dramatically over time, from his original name of St. Nikolaos of Myra to the guy...

Over the weekend I was doing some research surveys, and encountered this question: "If there was no PET scan machine available, would t...

As many of you have noticed, Officer Cynical shut down his blog. However, I'm honored that he's asked me to publish some rants for...

It was the late 80's, at Big State University. As best I remember, it was a pretty ordinary day. I'd had a few medical school inte...

All right, fans, I've been busy preparing the 2011 edition of the Dr. Grumpy Gift Guide, but it won't be ready for a few days. Howev...

I have no idea what to say. Just read it. Thank you, everyone who sent this in!

So I was surfing Amazon for one of the naval fiction books I like. Check out the awesome "bargain" deals on this one! (click to en...

We will never know exactly when it happened, but in my opinion it was the most important event in human history. Somewhere, probably in Afri...

The lady in this picture: (click to enlarge) A. Is doing the neurology mating ritual. B. Will be electrocuted if she touches a light switch....

"It was a serious fall. I cracked all the tibias in my arms, legs, and back."