Doctor Grumpy in the House

When negotiating payments with a hooker, it is not advisable to call the police to mediate .

I'm doing an online research survey on epilepsy patients, and it refers to Partial-Onset Seizures as "POS." So one question sa...

On behalf of myself, and everyone else who's trying to diet, thanks for your new line of appetite-suppressing sacral bandage ads. I don...

I'm heading to pick up the kids, and my cell phone rings. I recognize the number as another doctor's office, and answer it. Dr. Grum...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any other questions?" Mr. Clueless: "Yeah, but maybe it's not related." Dr. Grumpy: "What's up...

It is never good when the chart begins: "Patient suffered a head injury with intracranial bleeding when a fight broke out at his Bibl...

I'd like to thank my SMOD for submitting this. He works for a drug company, and says this is an actual training video they use.

Our hotel had this thing near the light switch. I have no idea what it was. I tested it a few times, and determined that it wasn't a m...

So as everyone knows, Craig, his hair, and I had to fly to San Diego last weekend for various reasons. But, while there, we got to do a few...

When someone steals your marijuana stash, don't call the police to report it as "stolen jewelry ." Thank you, Nathan!

It's been a few months since I had time to collect and publish some of the horrifying bullshit artisanal pictures you guys have been se...

At the start of her appointment today Mrs. Married said her husband was running late, but would be coming to the appointment. So I told Mary...

I'd like to thank Dani for sending me this bizarre chest X-ray report.

Who says chivalry is dead? Thank you, Lee!