Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Bad omen

It is never good when the chart begins: "Patient suffered a head injury with intracranial bleeding when a fight broke out at his Bible study group."

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  2. I blame it on the floppy Bibles...

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  3. Further analysis called for:

    Was he coveting someone's wife whilst he was supposed to be doing something else ?

    Sounds like an Old Testament group, everyone knows New Testament folk don't act that way. (snort)

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  4. I feel like that's a story I'd like to hear more of. King James vs New International translation debate gone out of control perhaps?

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  5. They must have been reading one of those chapters in Judges where everybody is smiting everybody else.

    Actually there was another case like this a few months back, only it was a ladies' Bible study:

    http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/Womens_Bible_study_ends_with_bloody_nose_and_arrest_119257039.html

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  6. "We were trying to re-inact the book of Joshua"

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  7. The stoning of Stephen is best seen live and in person.

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  8. "It's no fair- Greg ALWAYS gets to be the voice of King Solomon! It's time for him to give someone else a turn!"

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  9. Some get hit with a holy 2x4, others with the Bible.

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So wadda you think?