Doctor Grumpy in the House

If 2 shady-looking characters offer to sell you an iPad at a great price, in a McD's parking lot, it may not be a good deal . Thank y...

I'm sorry that you landed in the hospital, or that your nurse there isn't as responsive to your call light as you feel she should b...

Two unrelated articles: 1. Sometimes being drunk and naked isn't enough. Then you need a raccoon. Thank you, Tanya! 2. Now TH...

Thank you for faxing me this remarkably helpful picture last night: For the life of me, I have no idea what it is. Since you left...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Krayzd: "Hi! I need to reschedule my appointment with Dr. Grumpy. Ther...

Today the Grumpy kids (and Carson, whoever he is) are back to school. It's also come to my attention that classes are starting today...

Yes, yet another fast-food entrepreneur goes down . Thank you, Janine!

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Beer: "Hi ya, Doc, how ya doin'?" Dr. Grumpy: "Wh...

Let's face it, if you need a nebulizer breathing treatment while using this thing, it may not be safe to use it at all. (click to e...

Mr. Bacov: "I have anorexia, where I read stuff backwards." Dr. Grumpy: "You mean dyslexia." Mr. Bacov: "What...

We were busy yesterday, catching up on mail, returning phone calls, and loading backpacks for school next week. The phone rings: Dr. ...

"What could possibly go wrong?"

And so, after a day of flying, a delayed take-off, my kid barfing on a plane, messed up hair, returning our rental van, and one lost luggage...

Is nothing sacred? Thank you, WebHill!