I think after the first time someone crashed a stolen vehicle into my store I would make my fancy fake vagina toys a custom order kind of deal, no more keeping those out in the store.
"I know it's wrong to steal, but, just once in my life, I wanted to experience an $800 orgasm. Ever since I saw Robin Leach demonstrate one of these on 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' I haven't been able to think about anything else."
I think after the first time someone crashed a stolen vehicle into my store I would make my fancy fake vagina toys a custom order kind of deal, no more keeping those out in the store.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but to do custom orders you'd have to hire someone to take the guy's measurements...
ReplyDeleteI think that store needs to make the "No Crashing Cars and Stealing Sex Toys" sign a little larger.
ReplyDeleteEvery time you think you see a new low...you are wrong.
ReplyDelete$800? Damn, I'm in the wrong business!
"I know it's wrong to steal, but, just once in my life, I wanted to experience an $800 orgasm. Ever since I saw Robin Leach demonstrate one of these on 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' I haven't been able to think about anything else."
ReplyDeleteOMFG!
ReplyDeleteI'll be laughing all day about this.
People will think I'm strange.
They will be right.
Sex toys just aren't that expensive. Gheezsh--pull out your credit card already.
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