Doctor Grumpy in the House

English is an odd language. Being a native speaker, it seems pretty easy to me. But I'm generally lousy at other languages. I took 2 yea...

Marie: "See? Here's a picture. I told you it looked like this." Craig: "Well figgle my newtons!" Marie: "What d...

Whatever happened to the good old "What's your sign?" or "Do you come here often?" Apparently this guy needed to try...

Mrs. Tech: "The headache is over the entire right side of my head, I get horrible nausea, and I can't stand light or noise." D...

Dr. Grumpy: "Anything else I can do for you?" Mr. Bozo: "Yes, I need you to write a letter to the state, to get my 13 year ol...

I found this in a hospital chart today. (click to enlarge)

Dr. Grumpy has lost his neurology mojo over time. Actually, I shouldn't say I've lost it, as much as it's been worn down by red ...

No matter how easy surgery looks on your favorite TV show, it should only be done by trained professionals. Also, it is not recommended that...

Dr. Grumpy: "Do have your MRI report here?" Mr. Lumbar: "No, but it said I have disks in my back." Dr. Grumpy: "Eve...

Wild times with hallucinogens.

"I know the waiters there spit in my food, because they don't like people who just eat salads. I told the waiter that I had specia...

The brain that would not die... In 2005 I took care of a patient with Jakob-Creutzfeld disease (or Creutzfeld-Jakob, depending on where you...

One of my friends was recently on a trip to China, and sent back a few pics. This one shows the location of a party school. I suspect there...

It was pointed out to me that the entry for IRNA, the Iranian government's news agency, lists their website as having started in 1981. T...