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Probably a clogged artery due to all of the messican food.
Check Mate
Maybe he/she sat on a chess board?
checkmate
Maybe a chess piece was forcibly inserted where it doesn't belong?
I understand the pain chess can cause.Actually, was the patient, by chance, deaf or hard of hearing? I ask only because my son is deaf and that is something he'd write.
"One Night in Bangkok" has that effect on me too.
LOL @ PA HONEYBEE!!!!-Francine
Geeez, Li'l Azathoth, you're showing your age with that reference. ;) And since I know what you're talking about I'm showing my age, too!
The dumbing down of America.
Maybe they had been playing with Professor McGonagall's giant chess set...that would definitely cause pain.
Isn't that what Bobby Fisher had?
A headache from trying to figure out how to get out of a messed-up position, perhaps?
S/he's using the Ashkenazic pronunciation of chest.
Chess makes her brain hurt?
Someone's trying to rook the system. KING ME!wait, wrong game... sorry.
Topalov fan.
This reminds me of the time my patient wrote on his H&P form that he had his "vowel replaced"....I'm quite sure he meant valve
clearly it was an injury endured during a intense game of wizard chess.
probably ate a "toss salad." There is a sign for that posted in our cafeteria...do you want me to send you a photo?
Treatment: Tell patient to switch to backgammon.
So wadda you think?
Probably a clogged artery due to all of the messican food.
ReplyDeleteCheck Mate
ReplyDeleteMaybe he/she sat on a chess board?
ReplyDeletecheckmate
ReplyDeleteMaybe a chess piece was forcibly inserted where it doesn't belong?
ReplyDeleteI understand the pain chess can cause.
ReplyDeleteActually, was the patient, by chance, deaf or hard of hearing? I ask only because my son is deaf and that is something he'd write.
"One Night in Bangkok" has that effect on me too.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ PA HONEYBEE!!!!
ReplyDelete-Francine
Geeez, Li'l Azathoth, you're showing your age with that reference. ;) And since I know what you're talking about I'm showing my age, too!
ReplyDeleteThe dumbing down of America.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they had been playing with Professor McGonagall's giant chess set...that would definitely cause pain.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that what Bobby Fisher had?
ReplyDeleteA headache from trying to figure out how to get out of a messed-up position, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteS/he's using the Ashkenazic pronunciation of chest.
ReplyDeleteChess makes her brain hurt?
ReplyDeleteSomeone's trying to rook the system.
ReplyDeleteKING ME!
wait, wrong game... sorry.
Topalov fan.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of the time my patient wrote on his H&P form that he had his "vowel replaced"....I'm quite sure he meant valve
ReplyDeleteclearly it was an injury endured during a intense game of wizard chess.
ReplyDeleteprobably ate a "toss salad." There is a sign for that posted in our cafeteria...do you want me to send you a photo?
ReplyDeleteTreatment: Tell patient to switch to backgammon.
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