Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Helpful

Dr. Grumpy: "Do have your MRI report here?"

Mr. Lumbar: "No, but it said I have disks in my back."

Dr. Grumpy: "Everyone does. Did it say anything more specific?"

Mr. Lumbar: "Um, it mentioned bones, too."

12 comments:

  1. did it mention anything about a brain?

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  2. You have such incredibly helpful patients. :-D

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  3. I cannot imagine why they thought they gave you an adequate answer. What kind of stupid crap is that? Sorry, I'm in a mood. Had it been me, I likely would have retorted in my most sarcastic voice, "NO, really? Why on earth would it show those things?" Stupid.

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  4. There can be all kinds of explanations for a response like that. I once met a depressive, who would answer almost everything like that, dismissive--almost like their ability to concentrate beyond what was going on inside was impossible. I have seen it in greiving people too. Their shell must be cracked to get them to engage, otherwise they just say things, much of which makes no sense.

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  5. So he's not spineless then, unlike poor Mr Loopner who had to live in a basket.

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  6. As someone who has been in the depths of clinical depression, I agree with Packer. Talking was a huge effort, but not talking made them persist with their questions, so I would just mumble something to get them to stop asking me questions.

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  7. Well, there's the problem! No spinal cord!

    If he didn't say it, they didn't see it.

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  8. Mwahaha. It's kind of cute, though. Unless, of course, you're *in* the situation (like you) and not just reading about it. ;-P

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  9. ..It was fun going through your blog.

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So wadda you think?