Doctor Grumpy in the House

The lawyer from South Dakota On memorial day, veterans graves across the country are honored with wreaths and flags. But some veterans ha...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Shakes: "Yeah, I see you for epilepsy, and I missed my medication th...

If you read the popular stuff, you'd think there were only 3 major shipwrecks of the 20th century: Titanic, Lusitania, and Andrea Dori...

Dr. Grumpy: "How was your trip to South America?" Mrs. Insensitive Tourist: "It was fine. But Chile was a dump. That earthqu...

I'm doing an online medical research survey this morning. It began with this message: "The study consists of 3 sections, each of wh...

Thank you for tying up my fax machine by sending me 27 consecutive copies of this page, with ABSOLUTELY NO OTHER RELEVANT INFORMATION WHATSO...

Dr. Grumpy: "So how did this all start?" Mrs. Trayler: "Well, on Sunday, I was doing some cleaning, and suddenly I couldn...

This report crossed my desk yesterday. (click to enlarge)

The scroll wheel on my mouse got stuck. So I turned it over and banged it hard several times on my desk to fix it (this works, sometimes). F...

My cell phone rings. I recognize the number as the OB floor. Crap! The neurological complications of pregnancy are, 90% of the time, benig...

I'm seeing a delightful, but VERY nervous older lady, who has a new cell phone. She's quite vocal about how she doesn't like it,...

This post was inspired by a recent email with ABB. Final exams are at the end of most school semesters, including medical school. So this ...

"My headaches only happen when I'm sleeping, and are gone before I wake up. I don't remember them, either. So when I wake up, ...

For those of you who haven't started reading Fizzy , you damn well should. I have no idea who Fizzy is, and am not getting paid for this...