Doctor Grumpy in the House

(When I was 7, I screamed and cried so loudly in the elevator part that they stopped the ride to let me out. And my parents still remind me....

"Daddy! Why do we all have to dress up as babies for Halloween?" "Shut up, Frank, and put on the diaper."

Okay, Grumpyites, the following quote was uttered to me by a drug rep about 5 minutes ago: "So, Dr. Grumpy, you know, I came in because...

Before an appointment ends I always ask patients if they need any refills or scripts written. It saves time later. So yesterday I asked Mrs....

Late this afternoon Annie came looking for me. She'd just gotten off the phone with our branch of BigBuck Bank. Britney, an account mana...

Mr. XY: "I have prostate cancer." Dr. Grumpy: "Is it being treated?" Mr. XY: "Yeah, they said it had spread to my u...

Dr. Grumpy has now had his H1N1 vaccine. And I have to say that I'd have preferred a shot to the H1N1 vaccine I got, which involved havi...

Yesterday afternoon I was seeing a lady who'd recently had a baby. She came in to talk about resuming her migraine medications after pre...

"I don't want to pay for insurance for illegal aliens." "I'm not going to pay for someone else's insurance.&quo...

Nobody has an ideal health care solution. BUT My esteemed colleague over at The Angry Pharmacist put up an excellent post a few days ago. I...

I saw a new patient today, who brought his briefcase. I don't care. Maybe he hates leaving it in his car. Maybe he's a courier. Mayb...

One of you wrote in this morning that you're trapped in a boring teleconference, and so to kill time you decided to add up my monthly po...

Attention! Alert! Local Grocery has Coke stuff on sale for $2/12-pack! When this happens I stop by pretty often after work. They only allow ...

"I've been aware of the time going by, They say in the end, it's the blink of an eye." (If you recognize the title- congra...