Doctor Grumpy in the House

Saw this in the news, gang. A guy picked up for: (drumroll, please) SEX WITH A CAR WASH VACUUM! I have to say, that is just gross. I've ...

Okay, grumpy fans, I learned this today. Here's another tip for my fellow physicians and anyone else who cares: No good will EVER come ...

Okay, gang, I was woken up this lovely Sunday morning by this message left at 3:45 a.m. on my after-hours office voice mail: "Hello, th...

Okay gang, yesterday I had this discussion with a 30-something male: Mr. Patient: "Hi, I'm Bob" Dr. Grumpy (filling out a new ...

Yes, it was another wild weekend on call. Highlight was a 20-something guy I saw for a head injury. Get this, Grumpy fans: He had a fight wi...

One of my afternoon patients today had this humongous booger hanging out of his right nostril, and as he talked, inhaling and exhaling, it k...

Ok, must be a full moon. Today I had some of the following exchanges with patients: 1. Dr. Grumpy: "I'd like to see you back in a m...

On the side I do survey work for various market research companies. They ask me what I think of ad campaigns, or various medications, or wha...

Hello Grumpy fans! Alright, I'm sure you're wondering where I was the last few days (or maybe you weren't) . I was in LA, folks....

Ok Grumpy fans, been a busy week. While the brief airing of a porn flick during the Super Bowl seems to have gotten most of the headlines th...

An afternoon patient of mine yesterday was a guy in his mid-80's. When my secretary asked him for his insurance card, he went digging th...

And we're off on another exciting week! My first consult at the hospital this morning was an elderly gentleman who passed out while watc...

All right, today I had this talk with a migraine patient. For the record, I've been following her for over 5 years, and at every visit s...

Okay, Grumpy fans, today we have a helpful tip for other docs, which I learned yesterday when I went to go see a hospital patient I'd be...