Mr. Clueless

Okay gang, yesterday I had this discussion with a 30-something male:


Mr. Patient: "Hi, I'm Bob"

Dr. Grumpy (filling out a new patient chart): "Is that Bob or Robert officially?"

Mr. Patient (frowning): "Hmmm. I'm not sure. Let me call my Mom."


So he got out his cell phone and called his mother, to ask her.


To make you all feel safe, this guy is a security screener at the airport.