This year, I'd like to start off with something for that distant acquaintance, co-worker, or friend who feels they have to hold the first party of the season, even if that means having it in July just to say they did.
What's more perfect for your friend's next party than this adorable snowman beverage dispenser?
They'll marvel when you give them this cheerful fellow to dispense refreshments from a, um, conveniently located valve. See him smile as you pull down, squeeze, and release.
Serving suggestions include spiked lemonade or Mountain Dew, though if you're a urologist you could also consider something with cranberry juice or grenadine syrup added for just the right tint.
That thing is just begging to be filled with Mt. Dew.
ReplyDelete"Is that eggnog on your face?"
ReplyDeleteI don't know. A thick white drink like egg nog would be suitable and seasonal.
ReplyDeleteI think you are a horrible, horrible man for not providing the link to the sales site. I have at least 2 friends who need, nay require this gift. But even image searching only returns me to your wonderful site.
ReplyDeleteDO NOT show us the snowman for the proctologist's party.
ReplyDeleteAnon 2:21: Here's something similar. https://www.varagesale.com/i/qepq826v-reduced-like-new-better-homes-and-gardens-snowman-drink-dispenser
ReplyDelete"Hey, babe, want to see how long my Long Island Iced Tea is?"
ReplyDeletePoor Frosty, obstructed by an ice cube. Stat page to urology
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