Monday, February 13, 2017

Classy



Dr. Grumpy: "How you doing? It's been the usual year since your last visit."

Ms. Zapper: "I'm fine, no problems. I've had a good year, health-wise."

Dr. Grumpy: "Good. By the way, do you have an internist you'd like me to send your visit notes to?"

Ms. Zapper: "No. Only other doc I see is my GYN. Hell, if you'd be willing to look in my pussy once a year I could ditch her, too."
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26 comments:

  1. Officer CynicalFebruary 13, 2017 at 8:09 AM

    Schwing!

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2017 at 11:01 AM

    Sounds like you have a secret admirer doc!

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2017 at 11:13 AM

    "In fact, I have a gift for you in there."

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  4. bobbieFebruary 13, 2017 at 11:57 AM

    Were you able to keep a straight face?!?!

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  5. staceyFebruary 13, 2017 at 12:21 PM

    Not trying to be political here... but...I can't help myself..

    Grab that Pussy?

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  6. MooseFebruary 13, 2017 at 12:24 PM

    Geez, Marshal. You had the chance to call her Miss Kitty.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2017 at 12:25 PM

    Wow, so now your blog has a porn version?

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2017 at 12:33 PM

    I would take Ms. Zapper's comment as a compliment; she obviously thinks you're a good enough physician to care for her head to toe.

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  9. Crazy RxManFebruary 13, 2017 at 12:42 PM

    I've had not one, but TWO ladies ask me to look at their vajayjay at the pharmacy.

    I politely declined on both locations. But as pharmacist's duties continue to expand, I'm certain this job isn't far away.

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    1. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2017 at 6:07 PM

      "No thanks, ma'am. I can smell it from here."

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2017 at 12:55 PM

    Anonymous@12:33, you really have that much of a foot fetish?

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  11. AgenericdocFebruary 13, 2017 at 1:04 PM

    You could probably use the handle of an old style reflex hammer as a makeshift Pap smear device. But there probably isn't anything in a neurology office that would work as a speculum.

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  12. Ms. DonnaFebruary 13, 2017 at 1:16 PM

    wrong end! wrong end!

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  13. JavaheadFebruary 13, 2017 at 10:21 PM

    No, ma'am, that's no longer an approved treatment for hysteria.

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  14. JavaheadFebruary 13, 2017 at 10:23 PM

    "No, ma'am, that's no longer an approved treatment for hysteria"

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2017 at 11:22 PM

    Just in time for Valentine's Day...

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2017 at 11:23 PM

    "You can just roll up the visit notes and slide them in there, and she'll get them."

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  17. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2017 at 1:23 AM

    "And also my dentist."

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  18. Tarquin "R.J." Toffeebridge VFebruary 14, 2017 at 1:35 AM

    "My insurance plan will pay for either a neurologist or a gynecologist, but not both. It's called 'Heads or Tails.'"

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  19. SwanSpiritFebruary 14, 2017 at 2:02 AM

    And aren't you glad you are not a gynecologist?

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  20. UnknownFebruary 14, 2017 at 11:09 AM

    For a yak herder, you do have interesting experiences!

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  21. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2017 at 11:37 AM

    The cat's eyes say it all.

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  22. tbunniFebruary 15, 2017 at 4:35 PM

    See? You should have listened to your teacher when she told you that anyone could grow up to be President...er....I mean a gynecologist!

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  23. CFebruary 17, 2017 at 1:05 AM

    spending too much time watching TV news
    needs one of those pink hats

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  24. AnonymousMarch 13, 2017 at 11:02 AM

    wait... look IN it? Just like that?? First thoughts here.... "HELLO HEllo hello, CAN YOU HEAR ME Me me??" Look, I get it. I personally have one myself but to see IN it requires medical instruments (that I have only seen at my ob/gyn's office and on a ducks face), stirrups oh and a degree for that geographical area of my body saying you should be using any/all of those things on me.

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  25. OliviaMay 10, 2017 at 4:25 PM

    On the other side of things, my internist offered to do this for me. Unless he has a fetish for overweight 40 year old ladies, I think he was trying to save me some money. thanks, but no.

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So wadda you think?