Monday, August 24, 2015

Rimshot

Dr. Grumpy: "How are you doing with the new medication?"

Mrs. Patient: "It's terrible! Ever since I started it, I haven't been able to have an orgasm!"

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, let's stop it and see how you do before trying something else."

Mrs. Patient: "Do I have to back down slowly?"

Dr. Grumpy: "No, it's easy to get off."

Mrs. Patient: "Not when you're taking this medication!"

12 comments:

  1. Well, you walked right into that one Doc.

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  2. A nice, Monday morning giggle snort.

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  3. Dr G. I think I need your address and phone. Last Friday a patient asked me to recommend a good neurologist. Honestly, you are the first person that came to mind.

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  4. Thanks for my first great big belly laugh of the day! I suspect I'll be giggling all day ~

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  5. Anon @ 9:37

    Coffee through the nose snort.

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  6. Sounds like she needs to be working in your office.

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  7. More like Diet Coke through the nose. Dr. G -- did you crack up?

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  8. Talk about serving it up on a platter!!! I laughed out loud! Thanks for the giggles I need them today. :-)

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  9. She's not wrong.

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  10. She's here all week, folks!

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  11. Awesome! She almost makes up for all the, um, less-than-intelligent patients you write about! Almost.

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  12. I needed that. Nice to see patients who are on the ball.

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So wadda you think?