Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Face palm

Dr. Grumpy: "How are the hands doing?"

Mr. Carpal: "Since wearing the brace my right hand is much better, but the left hand isn't. Is this the correct kind of brace?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Yeah, I'm surprised the left isn't any better. Did you get the same kind of brace for that side?"

Mr. Carpal: "I only got one for the right side."

Dr. Grumpy: "So... You haven't been wearing one on the left side at all?"

Mr. Carpal: "I figured wearing only 1 brace was supposed to help both hands."

Dr. Grumpy: "No... you need it on both wrists."

Mr. Carpal: "I tried, but both hands didn't fit in it together."
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14 comments:

  1. Andy SymsAugust 26, 2015 at 5:30 AM

    O.M.F.G!

    Dr G. you must have the patience of a saint not to strangle these ejits!

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  2. CandiAugust 26, 2015 at 8:50 AM

    Oh... oh the logic fail... the PAIN.

    My sympathies, Doctor.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 26, 2015 at 10:25 AM

    OTOH...

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  4. AnonymousAugust 26, 2015 at 10:35 AM

    I am continually amazed at some peoples' thought processes and lack of common sense.

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  5. HeroHogAugust 26, 2015 at 11:36 AM

    Consider this: Those same people drive on public streets in 2 tons of death. They vote and help decide the direction of our country. They breed.

    Are ya skeered yet?

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  6. PackerAugust 26, 2015 at 12:33 PM

    New brace is called either handcuffs or strait-jacket.

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  7. AnonymousAugust 26, 2015 at 12:38 PM

    "And then it's always so confusing when you put both hands in, you put both hands out, you put both hands in and you shake them all about."

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  8. The Condign GentlemanAugust 26, 2015 at 12:43 PM

    "I thought it was one of those homeopathic braces that you just looked at and didn't have to actually wear."

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  9. yarnwhoreAugust 26, 2015 at 4:23 PM

    Why are they seeing a neurologist when they obviously don't have brains?

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  10. Just MeAugust 26, 2015 at 4:23 PM

    oh dear...

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  11. MageAugust 26, 2015 at 5:22 PM

    OMG....lol

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  12. AnonymousAugust 26, 2015 at 6:47 PM

    "My life has gotten a lot easier now that nobody wears wristwatches anymore."

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  13. CAugust 27, 2015 at 11:56 PM

    if this was only having a placebo effect, would it work for both wrists?

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  14. ShashAugust 29, 2015 at 5:56 PM

    I thank your patients for making me seem intelligent.

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So wadda you think?