Friday, May 29, 2015

Friday whatever

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you right or left handed?"

Mr. Vocab: "I can write with either, I'm bisexual."

Dr. Grumpy: "Um, you mean ambidextrous?"

Mr. Vocab: "Yeah, whatever it's called."
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 29, 2015 at 9:32 AM

    "I use my right hand when I'm fantasizing about girls, and my left when I'm fantasizing about guys."

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  2. PackerMay 29, 2015 at 10:45 AM

    It is called AMBISEXUAL.

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  3. a.generic docMay 29, 2015 at 12:38 PM

    And at the grocery store he'll take either paper or plastic because he's bi-sacksual.

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  4. staceyMay 29, 2015 at 1:33 PM

    How handy!

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  5. clairesmumMay 29, 2015 at 2:59 PM

    I am left handed but do many tasks with my right...when people say I must be ambidextrous I say that for me that word means "uncoordinated with either hand." Ambisexual, am I?! wonder what my husband will think of that.....

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  6. AnonymousMay 29, 2015 at 3:27 PM

    He's trying to tell you that he write porn.

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  7. AnonymousMay 29, 2015 at 4:04 PM

    Are you sure he wasn't telling you that he can write with either hand AND he's bisexual?

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  8. AnonymousMay 31, 2015 at 3:14 AM

    No, no, if you're ambidextrous, you can masturbate with either hand = bisexual.

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  9. nyllrapJune 1, 2015 at 9:04 PM

    Lucky guy! I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

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  10. AnonymousJune 5, 2015 at 9:55 PM

    I think you mean "ambiSEXtrous".

    Oh yeah.

    *puts on sunglasses*

    *walks away*

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So wadda you think?