Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Mary's desk, January 19, 2015

Mary: "Dr Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Mr. Ecgonine: "I need to get checked out by the doctor right away!"

Mary: "Okay, we have an opening Thursday at..."

Mr. Ecgonine: "No! This is an emergency! I was snorting cocaine this morning, and my eyes started twitching. It must have made me catch cerebral palsy or Down Syndrome or something like that, and I need to get screened for all of those things."

Mary: "Well, I..."

Mr. Ecgonine: "Not only that, but I think I have some sort of cancer. Like lung cancer, or leukemia, or brain cancer, that kind of stuff, and I need to get screened for all of those, too."

Mary: "Okay, but..."

Mr. Ecgonine: "Hey! My dog just peed in the kitchen!"

The line went dead.
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2015 at 8:03 AM

    Fastest cure ever.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2015 at 8:48 AM

    Bet he doesn't have a dog.

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  3. ElliJanuary 20, 2015 at 9:34 AM

    Squirrel!

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2015 at 10:06 AM

    Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

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  5. PackerJanuary 20, 2015 at 10:19 AM

    Report that asshole to PETA of ASPCA and a number of problems will be solved post haste.

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  6. bunkywiseJanuary 20, 2015 at 1:59 PM

    Darn it, now I have to Google "Ecogonine". Like I didn't have enough to do!

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  7. MAJanuary 20, 2015 at 2:55 PM

    The yellow river must have shorted the connection.

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2015 at 9:55 AM

    Benzoyl! How have you been? I was wondering where he was.

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So wadda you think?