A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Monday, February 17, 2014
Dear WebCME,
I understand you're trying to do a medical education tie-in with Valentine's day, but perhaps next year you should stick with something a little less heartwarming:
Obviously not been in the advertising business too long. I don't think people in medicine are that turned on by blood and guts. Besides, ischemic toes are purple; not exactly Romeo and Juliet stuff for Valentine's Day.
We did 5 neuters on Valentine's day. It was enough testicles to make a heart, so we did. Veterinary humor :) The rhythm of the poem is off too, needs another syllable in the first line. Maybe bite wounds are red?
Obviously not been in the advertising business too long. I don't think people in medicine are that turned on by blood and guts. Besides, ischemic toes are purple; not exactly Romeo and Juliet stuff for Valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteYou had me at Dear Valentine....
ReplyDeleteAnd who said romance is dead?
ReplyDeleteDiabetic urine is sweet...
ReplyDeleteNo picture of an actual human heart with an arrow through it?
ReplyDeleteWe did 5 neuters on Valentine's day. It was enough testicles to make a heart, so we did. Veterinary humor :) The rhythm of the poem is off too, needs another syllable in the first line. Maybe bite wounds are red?
ReplyDelete"What better way for you and that special someone to celebrate Valentine's Day than to scroll through our extensive library of STD photos?"
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