Friday, December 6, 2013

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Dr. Grumpy: "Any triggers to your headaches?"

Mr. Coriolis: "They only occur when the barometric pressure drops."

Dr. Grumpy: "And what medications..."

Mr. Coriolis: "See, I began tracking barometric pressure with an iPhone app, comparing it to my headache diary" (takes out a notebook) "and here are some graphs I made up. I downloaded the barometric pressures of cities I've been in going back 38 years, to when I was born, and then I graphed them against..."

12 comments:

  1. Got to use those apps for something I guess ...

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  2. Ha ha...reminds me of my dad. A while back his Dr asked him to take his blood pressure at home each day for a while to decide if he needs medication. A month later my dad went back to his follow up appt...with color coded graphs documenting daily bp fluctuations based on time of day.

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  3. Finally a patient who knows how to handle a medical issue.

    Orthopedist know all about the weather change issue, they can't explain it worth a damn, but they know it exist.

    Why not headaches ?

    Now let's discuss the full moon.

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  4. "Dr. Grumpy, your next patient is here. This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper..."

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  5. What! The scientist in you does not appreciate valuable (but limited) research data? The pt knows what triggers the migraine.. That, I bet, is better than 98.6 (ha-ha) than the other folk you treat for the same condition.

    Packer is correct -- I know too many people with orthopod problems who can predict weather. So maybe headaches?

    Hey Grump, maybe a paper for a learned (or not so learned) journal?

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  6. Yes, many people report changes in barometric pressure as a migraine trigger (hi, I'm one of them), and there's some research that bears it out. My latest neuro says it's a real thing. I don't think the pt saying that barometric pressure dropping is his trigger is what Dr. G is making fun of here.

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  7. Please forgive him Dr. Grumpy. As a migraine sufferer myself, I know we all have brain damage from them.

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  8. I once worked with a woman who nearly drove me around the bend. This would be her assessment of the situation: what better method than the objective collection of objective data by the subject? Just look outside and see the rain falling and know there's going to be some slow-moving people in the office. Time to take out the biscuit and turn the tea kettle on high for the aching patrons.

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  9. It's weird what can trigger a migraine. Barometric changes set my sinuses off, but not my migraines. Salvation army bells do set them off though, sometimes in as little as 30 seconds. Makes me feel like Scrooge.

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  10. I'm thinking the migraines are a mix of hunching over a small phone screen for clearly waaaaay too much time. Vicious cycle there...

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  11. Ano@851, That aint no migraine, that is normal, happens to everyone.

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So wadda you think?