Monday, December 9, 2013

Dr. Grumpy's gift guide

You've perfected your sexy pole-dancing moves, but none of your local strip bars are currently hiring. What's a girl to do? You have to earn a living.

Now, for only $499, you can take your show on the road with the trailer-hitch dancing pole! No smoky bar needed! Pull up to a skanky street corner and start the show!





The stage supports up to 200 lbs. Dollar bill storage box and stereo & light systems not included.

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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 9, 2013 at 5:01 AM

    best. gift. EVER.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 9, 2013 at 6:11 AM

    Good to know there are alternatives if this hospital gig doesn't work out. I think the pointy shoes might cripple me :S

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  3. AnonymousDecember 9, 2013 at 6:24 AM

    Classy.

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  4. Officer CynicalDecember 9, 2013 at 6:57 AM

    What if I weigh more than 200 pounds?

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  5. AnonymousDecember 9, 2013 at 7:11 AM

    When I only saw the first picture I thought it was a radio amateur antenna for pickup trucks...

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  6. bluetoothbuddhaDecember 9, 2013 at 7:36 AM

    I wouldn't know Vettel if he bit me in the posterior, but I have this bunch of friends who are Formula 1 fanatics.

    Now I know what they mean by "pole position"...

    Yay!

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  7. Nurse LillyDecember 9, 2013 at 8:43 AM

    Maybe this is how the lady you saw at Walmart got all those $1 bills.

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  8. PackerDecember 9, 2013 at 10:13 AM

    SBA loans available for qualified buyers.

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  9. MaryDecember 9, 2013 at 3:51 PM

    Dr. G., you PROMISED me you'd never talk about my night job on the blog!!!

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  10. Loren PechtelDecember 9, 2013 at 4:27 PM

    Only 200#? That means no two-girl performances! Bummer!

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  11. MorrisDecember 9, 2013 at 9:15 PM

    "Dr. G., you PROMISED me you'd never talk about my night job on the blog!!!"

    Mary wins the thread! Bahahaha!

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  12. Whelk Lad!December 10, 2013 at 1:48 AM

    "And when you combine it with the PayPal mobile app, you can now make profitable use of your freeway commute."

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  13. AnonymousDecember 10, 2013 at 1:58 AM

    "Now that EVERYBODY is operating one, you need a little something extra to attract people to YOUR food truck..."

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  14. Steeny LouDecember 10, 2013 at 1:08 PM

    I'm just wondering what it REALLY is.

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So wadda you think?