Being one of those AD (attention deficit) readers, my eye is usually caught by the word that doesn't seem to fit in the context, and then I try to visualize (in my head) the matter at hand. Somehow, I thought this was going to be about constipation, or disimpaction. But the rest of the words did not fit. I think the word 'fecal' must've been really 'focal'. Surely. Say it's so.
Being one of those AD (attention deficit) readers, my eye is usually caught by the word that doesn't seem to fit in the context, and then I try to visualize (in my head) the matter at hand. Somehow, I thought this was going to be about constipation, or disimpaction. But the rest of the words did not fit. I think the word 'fecal' must've been really 'focal'. Surely. Say it's so.
ReplyDeleteI am thinking should have been the thumb, not third finger right hand.
ReplyDeleteNext time, spend the twenty bucks and buy a toilet snake.
ReplyDeleteSadly, I must admit that I have used a finger to remove fecal impactions, but not THAT finger. (also not my own LOL)
ReplyDeleteIt's finger-lickin' good!
ReplyDeleteI think the worst mistake is the final statement that "No abnormalities were identified." Obviously that's not true!
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Voice Wreck is to blame.
ReplyDeleteTurdfinger,
ReplyDeleteHe's the man,
Who sticks his finger up his can,
Don't shake his hand!