Tuesday, May 14, 2013

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Dr. Grumpy: "Is the new sleeping medication helping?"

Mr. Stats: "Absolutely!" (whips out iPad) "As you can see from this graph, I"m sleeping 22.8% more than I was before trying Dozaway, and here... (swipe) it shows how I'm falling asleep 17.3% percent faster, and on this next screen... (swipe)"
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17 comments:

  1. Mrs JMay 14, 2013 at 5:33 AM

    Oh my, those kind of people scare me. ;)

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  2. AnonymousMay 14, 2013 at 8:51 AM

    about time for new office sign

    " To be respectful of other patients and to allow full devotion to your medical needs, we ask you turn off all electronic devices when you enter our clinic"

    (stick to the HIPPA answer)

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  3. AnonymousMay 14, 2013 at 9:10 AM

    At least he's keeping track?

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  4. PackerMay 14, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    I am seeing commercial potential here, Whips out I Pad and announces sleep 22.8 % longer with Dozaway.

    I pads are almost as addictive as most sleep products.

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  5. Li'l AzathothMay 14, 2013 at 11:55 AM

    "But that's nothing. Since I started keeping track of this, you should see how quickly and how often my wife falls asleep. In fact, I think I have that chart right here..."

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  6. ndenunzMay 14, 2013 at 12:01 PM

    Yeah, there's an app for that.

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  7. ninaMay 14, 2013 at 12:03 PM

    This of course is awesome.

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  8. AnonymousMay 14, 2013 at 12:20 PM

    Dayum, that's some good data.

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  9. Ms. DonnaMay 14, 2013 at 12:42 PM

    At least you know a. he's compliant and b. the stuff works.

    Score for the Yak Herder and her/his little pills.

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  10. Ole Phat StuMay 14, 2013 at 2:20 PM

    Been there. Done that :-/

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  11. AnonymousMay 14, 2013 at 3:39 PM

    "And, thanks to the iPad's camera and some image processing software, I can keep track of all my bowel movements and sort them by time of day, size, shape, color, and buoyancy. Should I show you the charts, or maybe you'd like to jump straight to the iPhoto gallery?"

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  12. Patti CadwalladerMay 14, 2013 at 4:26 PM

    Hmmmm....now the patient needs something for that anal retentiveness.

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  13. AnonymousMay 14, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    I just don't understand how he actually keeps track of when he's fallen asleep; does he make a note when he's in REM?

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  14. RehabRNMay 14, 2013 at 10:01 PM

    "And, thanks to the iPad's camera and some image processing software, I can keep track of all my bowel movements..."

    So you bought the iPotty thingy for yourself, anon, instead of the kids?

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  15. AnonymousMay 15, 2013 at 1:21 AM

    ...was this Sheldon Cooper by any chance?

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  16. bobbieMay 15, 2013 at 1:20 PM

    "And my 'nerd-idity' factor went up by 112% when I got this iPad!"

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  17. AnonymousMay 15, 2013 at 9:57 PM

    Patient: Well, last week, oh I'll just show you.

    Me: Er?

    Patient: "This was my diarrhea last week, I had, like 8 like this in ONE DAY. (swipe) Then three days ago, it was like this. (swipe) This was this morning. Do you think I have an infection?"

    Patients have also brought pictures of: worms they have passed, blood on toilet paper, vomit, hemorrhoids, and normal bowel movements so that the "curvature" could be examined, "because Dr. Oz said there should be a curve to your poop."

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So wadda you think?