Thursday, April 4, 2013

Wednesday

Dr. Grumpy: "Have a seat, Mr. Needsglasses. Boy, I haven't seen you in about 10 years."

Mr. Needsglasses: "Wow. That long? I can't believe it."

Dr. Grumpy: "Yeah, it looks like you were last here in 2003."

Mr. Needsglasses: "Had no idea. 10 years. Boy, doc, you haven't aged well. You look awful."
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9 comments:

  1. bunkywiseApril 4, 2013 at 8:30 AM

    He obviously has a severe neurological disorder that causes him to blurt out inappropriate and erroneous comments. No, wait...my dad did that, too, in the name of "honesty".

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  2. SheilaApril 4, 2013 at 9:27 AM

    Not to be rude, but I thought the same thing about my daughters gastro. We see him about 1ce a yr, and wow, he went really grey over the past yr.. Must be stress lol

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  3. GingerApril 4, 2013 at 11:37 AM

    So you're not changing your name to Dr. Needsbotox?

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  4. SilliyakApril 4, 2013 at 11:41 AM

    "Looking at your chart, it says you were an asshole 10 years ago, so what has changed that brings you in?"

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  5. HildyApril 4, 2013 at 12:24 PM

    You look awful? As opposed to Needsglasses who clearly has a picture in his attic?

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  6. AnonymousApril 4, 2013 at 8:54 PM

    Yeah, but your brain is healthy and his isn't!

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  7. AnonymousApril 5, 2013 at 8:14 PM

    You (as opposed to him) have adequate vision skills, whereas he who needs spectacles, seems to be the one who 'looks' not so well with his uncorrected and limited sight?

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  8. BobFApril 5, 2013 at 10:21 PM

    So, does his chart show exactly what it was you said to him as he departed 10 years ago? May be a clue there...

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  9. CatbirdApril 6, 2013 at 5:40 AM

    Dayum. Want some lotion for that burn?

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So wadda you think?