Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Today's contest

A marketing rep dropped off a booklet today, featuring better living through a company's various gadgets. Normally it wouldn't get my attention, but with this picture it was hard not to stare.




So, let's all try to think of some creative captions. Here's a few to get started:

"Yes, nothing makes you smile like matching his & hers pelvic floor stimulators."

"Crank it up and we'll REALLY start swinging."

"These go to eleven."
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26 comments:

  1. skidmarkApril 3, 2013 at 8:05 AM

    You can get that cheaper at that little place with the really inexpensive films. You know, where all the creepy guys hang out.

    Or so I'm told. I have no personal knowlege.

    stay safe.

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  2. IvanApril 3, 2013 at 8:59 AM

    "More ways for parents to embarrass their grown children!"

    (Love your site!)
    --Ivan (longtime reader, first comment, I think--not taking my meds)

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  3. Li'l AzathothApril 3, 2013 at 9:53 AM

    "If you have trouble figuring out how to operate it, just ask your grandkids! After all, they're good with all this newfangled technology."

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  4. Officer CynicalApril 3, 2013 at 9:56 AM

    Full Disclosure: These people aren't smiling - they're grimacing.

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  5. SilliyakApril 3, 2013 at 10:44 AM

    Tim "The Toolman" Taylor would say "MORE POWER!"

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  6. MooseApril 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM

    I think I saw that in a dirty movie once.

    Maybe twice.

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  7. YgolonacApril 3, 2013 at 10:51 AM

    It's the Pelvic Floor Stimulator, that really drives you in-sa-aa-ane!

    LET'S DO THE INCONTINENCE AGAIN!

    (cue Columbia's solo)

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  8. AnonymousApril 3, 2013 at 11:24 AM

    I looks like a Norman Rockwell moment.

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  9. PackerApril 3, 2013 at 11:43 AM

    Wrong ad, wrong ad you two are supposed to be over shooting the Cialis commercial.

    I did not know such a device existed, should I feel dumb or lucky?

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  10. bunkywiseApril 3, 2013 at 12:17 PM

    Extremely disturbing ad and product. However, I am gratified to see you use "these things go to eleven" comment because I was recently playing some party game and people were supposed to guess "This is Spinal Tap" and I used the "go to eleven" bit and NO ONE GOT IT. I think I need to buy copies of the movie and distribute it.

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  11. ChrisApril 3, 2013 at 12:33 PM

    And Apple scores again with the new iPeed.

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  12. gloria pApril 3, 2013 at 12:35 PM

    It certainly looks as though their devices are in sync.

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  13. Ms. DonnaApril 3, 2013 at 2:26 PM

    Have you seen the back of the AARP magazine?

    No you all are too young and beautiful.

    While that device is not in there, there are plenty of other little "helpers."

    I used to work at a large retirement "village" in central Florida, and the running joke is that the place had one of the highest rates of STDs in the state. Figure that Nana and Grandad are recently widowed, no fear of pregnancy (we hope)and no nosy neighbors or kids to see what is going on.

    It was like spring break 24-7!

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  14. UnknownApril 3, 2013 at 3:01 PM

    That antepartum tone will make those years all the more golden!

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  15. AnonymousApril 3, 2013 at 4:19 PM

    "Now it's ALWAYS bingo time..."

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  16. AnonymousApril 3, 2013 at 5:03 PM

    "This way we both can enjoy it."

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  17. AnonymousApril 3, 2013 at 5:03 PM

    Your prostate exams will never be the same.

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  18. AnonymousApril 3, 2013 at 5:48 PM

    Golden years without golden showers.

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  19. clairesmumApril 3, 2013 at 8:42 PM

    Why would a neurologist, or yak herder, be implanting one of these? Urologist, maybe. Was the sales rep lost, or did Dr Pissy specifically send the rep to you?
    Tho if you have good insurance you can get one of these involved even if you lack the cognitive ability to monitor your voiding patterns and teach yourself to follow the rather complex instructions that accompany this type of device, in order to achieve urinary control. I suspect there are some folks who truly would benefit from this device, but the marketing is out of control!

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  20. AnonymousApril 3, 2013 at 8:49 PM

    Because sometimes you run out of Viagra.

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  21. BobbiApril 4, 2013 at 9:15 AM

    Chris won the thread w/ Apple's new iPeed. :-)

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  22. LApril 4, 2013 at 9:40 AM

    Why wouldn't they just make ten a little bit more stimulating, and make ten be the top number?

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  23. bobbieApril 4, 2013 at 10:35 AM

    I agree with Bobbi!!

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  24. AnonymousApril 4, 2013 at 9:07 PM

    Any of you scroll down the page only to see the "relevant ad placement" that's everywhere on the net...this time for buying "electric stimulators".

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  25. skidmarkApril 5, 2013 at 8:17 AM

    I knew there was a product endorsement I had seen.

    http://drgrumpyinthehouse.blogspot.com/2013/03/hospital-rounds-thursday-night-710-pm.html

    stay safe.

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  26. AesopApril 9, 2013 at 10:06 PM

    Tonight on "Hidden History":
    Norman Rockwell - The Porn Years

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So wadda you think?