Wild-eyed guy breathing rapidly throws open the door, runs in, stands at counter.
Guy: "HEY! CAN YOU GUYS BREAK A $100 BILL?!!!"
Mary: "Uh, no, sorry. We only have a few $5's and $1's for change."
Guy: "SHIT!"
(runs out, door slams behind him)
The hooker only took $50's.
ReplyDeletethe same wild-eyed guy from this post?
ReplyDeleteHis crack dealer accepts exact change only.
ReplyDeleteYup. Looking for change for a nefarious purchase. Take your pick of what the purchase could be :-)
ReplyDeleteI was ambling into a local drugstore one day when a rather good-looking man screeched into the parking lot and ran into the store. As I walked toward the pharmacy window, I wondered what could be so important in a drug store. At the end of the aisle I found him rapidly sorting through condoms until he found what he wanted, threw money on the counter, and raced out again. Tricia
ReplyDelete(Bailiff only takes $20s, service person did poor job and he doesn't want to pay the whole $100, wanted to buy dozen rozes for wife at street corner but flower seller doesn't make change, tow truck driver doesn't accept counterfeit 100s, ordered Papa Dino's pizza for party of 4 but pizza delivery person doesn't have change, bank machine was taking 20s and returning 50s, taxi driver will hold ride for $20 and he doesn't have any other bills, stole a box of Girl Scout cookies and he'll be given a citizens' arrest if he doesn't come up with dough since excuse was 'just borrowing some for a movie prop', etc. [ .... ] only took exact change.
ReplyDeleteCHRISTMAS SEASON = COUNTERFIT MONEY SEASON.
ReplyDeleteWAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO "BREAK" BY LOOKING ANXIOUS. TOO BAD HE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT OVERHEAD COSTS... AND COULD HAVE JUST VISITED PULMONAY CLINIC NEXT DOOR...