Why, Minnesota, why? We're better than this. I hope. The past couple years it seems like more and more of these types of creepy, "I cannot believe this person is real" stories are coming out of MN, especially the Twin Cities area. *hangs head in shame* We're starting to make Florida look civilized.
I guess his parents never explained to him that certain things are supposed to be done in private behind closed doors. What make somebody think" I'll put a vibrator up my butt,suck on a dildo aaaaannnndddd yes!!! That's it DRIVE MY TRUCK !!!!!
Why, Minnesota, why? We're better than this. I hope. The past couple years it seems like more and more of these types of creepy, "I cannot believe this person is real" stories are coming out of MN, especially the Twin Cities area. *hangs head in shame* We're starting to make Florida look civilized.
ReplyDeleteWords fail, but the batteries went on and on and on...
ReplyDeleteStill going! Nothing outlasts the Energizer: They just keep going and going and going...
ReplyDeleteThis is why I get up and go to work every day. You can't make this shit up.
ReplyDeleteI agree. It's a "gross misdemeanor!"
ReplyDeleteuh? .... nope, no words ...
ReplyDeleteMust have been some heavy duty thingy if you can feel that vibrating from the outside. I guess.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you can't drive around in today's society fellating a dildo with a vibrator up your bum, what can you do?
ReplyDeleteI mean, c'mon people! This is America!
I guess his parents never explained to him that certain things are supposed to be done in private behind closed doors. What make somebody think" I'll put a vibrator up my butt,suck on a dildo aaaaannnndddd yes!!! That's it DRIVE MY TRUCK !!!!!
ReplyDeleteGotta give the guy some credit - he was driving a stick.....
ReplyDeleteWutschke, PARTY OF ONE, YOUR TABLE IS READY.
ReplyDeleteWTF*ckery - that's my new word of the day.
ReplyDeleteAs for the white/red/white situation, woah. No words for HIM!
We ship 'em fresh from Florida so y'all don't have to leave Minnesota for entertainment. Plus, the Klan don't want them types here no way.
ReplyDeleteIf you were to hang out at that intersection, you might not be so surprised. Or you might not be surprised at all.
ReplyDeleteat least he won't get an STD!
ReplyDeletesigned: 'Ye Olde Clappe Chaser'
The Toy Story gives a whole new meaning to the names Buzz and Woody...
ReplyDeleteDon't ya think that some sort of 'driving while impaired, or about to be impaired' charge should have been included?
ReplyDeleteI was keeping it together untill the Buzz and Woddy comment. Thanks to you people at the library are looking at me funny/
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