Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The evening news

By a quirk of fate, I have not 1, but 2, items to share tonight.

1. Sometimes you may be better off to just stay in jail.

2. I don't know what to say.

8 comments:

  1. Why didn't this ever happen to me?

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  2. "...the largest recorded penis in the world..." Who's recording this stuff?

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  3. The penis story was a thread on Medscape a few days ago...the boys over there were having fun with the puns.

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  4. That's not a man, that's a horse!

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  5. Officer Cynical beat me to the question.

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  6. Well, TSA was correct. It is a "weapon" and it is usually explosive given the correct circumstances.

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  7. Props to the journalist for the perfect ending "And the answer to your question..."

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  8. I am glad I am not the one writing this stuff!

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So wadda you think?