Monday, July 9, 2012

The set-up

Frank: "DAD!"

Dr. Grumpy: "What's up?"

Frank: "Can you come help me?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Where are you?"

Frank: "I'm in your bedroom, by the dresser."

I run into my bedroom and find...



























  Clever little bastard.

24 comments:

  1. Practical joke? Those are some oddly shaped legs!

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  2. Correct. It's just a pair of pants and shoes.

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  3. ahahaha bet you had to look twice though!

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  4. Be fun, living with a kid like that.

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  5. Well, Dad- what happened was just this...
    The wind began to switch / The dresser, to pitch / And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch / Just then the Witch / To satisfy an itch / Went flying on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch!

    Munchkin: And, oh, what happened then was rich!
    Munchkins: [singing] The dresser began to pitch / The kitchen took a slich / It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch / Which was not a happy situation for the Wicked Witch!

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  6. Bastard?

    Were you not married to his mother at the time of his birth?

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  7. never a dull moment at grumpy house :)

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  8. What? No ruby slippers!
    Is that the wicked warlock of the east or west?


    http://southgeek.blogspot.com/

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  9. A sick sense of humor... the apple falleth not far from the tree, me thinks!

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  10. And thus explains the sage advice my dear old Dad gave me " Don't ever have kids". Have you experienced the rubber band on the kitchen spray head. Leavind the shower head open so the next in line gets the cold blast. Leaving your wallet on the counter only to return to find it completely empty.

    Just wait.

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  11. The Grumpy hair (what is left of it) went white in .03 seconds.

    My kids have done worse to me. My daughter is good with PhotoShop and has concocted various photos for me to find online! AAAAAAAAAHHHHEEE!!!!

    Looks like Frank has a career in comedy.

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  12. How many days left in summer vacation? :)

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  13. Oh the memories...
    I went to boarding school for High School and our house parents took April Fools day to the extreme.
    Saran wrap on toilets, Vaseline on the _inside_ of our bedroom doorknobs, dry pasta in the toes of our shoes (cleverly only in my left shoe since the right leg was in a cast), springloaded contraptions inside drawers, cupboards and... Wait for it...
    CEREAL BOXES!!!
    Damn near had a heart attack with that one.
    Of course we had our revenge on them - a week later. Bwahahaha. It was more fun watching them come unglued tiptoeing around looking for boobietraps, etc.

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  14. How's Craig's hair?

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  15. You know, this shows is that this child is DEFINITELY YOURS.

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  16. I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too.

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  17. Tell him he really won't melt if he takes a shower. (I tell Bubba this all the time)

    These boys!

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  18. That's freaking hilarious. What an awesome kid.

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  19. I think someone has Flat Stanley on their summer reading list!

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  20. That is excellent. It reminds me of this:

    http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/21/funny-pictures-just-get-mom-ok/

    Lesley

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  21. Nice one, Frank!

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  22. He looks a little deflated.

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  23. and then there was my camp favorite = red Koolaid, no sugar packs, put in the shower heads....

    maybe you want to turn the water on all sources when Frank/sibs start coming back from camp....

    or your wife can continue to send you "in first"

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So wadda you think?