Monday, April 30, 2012

Predictive humor

I was giving post-call checkout to Dr. Brain last night. The list was REALLY LONG.

Dr. Grumpy: "And that's it. Sorry about the list, it was insanely busy."

Dr. Brain: "Okay. Not your fault, but holy crap this is a lot of patients" (chuckles) "oh well, maybe some will die overnight."


3 of them did!
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13 comments:

  1. BizzyMommaApril 30, 2012 at 9:50 AM

    Ahhh, the ol' Celestial Discharge!

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  2. JulieApril 30, 2012 at 9:51 AM

    oops

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  3. AnonymousApril 30, 2012 at 10:57 AM

    Tranfer to Eternal Care Unit.

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  4. AnonymousApril 30, 2012 at 12:22 PM

    Do NOT piss off Dr. Brain.

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  5. Whelk Lad!April 30, 2012 at 12:56 PM

    What was the over-under?

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  6. AnonymousApril 30, 2012 at 1:54 PM

    I
    don't want to be one of Dr. B's pts.

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  7. annie.dvmApril 30, 2012 at 7:00 PM

    transfer to Jesus

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  8. AnonymousApril 30, 2012 at 9:29 PM

    Transfer to the eigth floor (of the 7 floor hospital).

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  9. AnonymousMay 1, 2012 at 11:27 AM

    looks like Dr. Brain has horrible power.

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  10. OMDGMay 1, 2012 at 11:33 AM

    What anon at 8:29 said.

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  11. pharmacy chickMay 1, 2012 at 4:13 PM

    remind me not to be dr Brain's patient...I'd like to be around for awhile.

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  12. History DocMay 1, 2012 at 6:27 PM

    But it probably wasn't the problem cases that checked out.

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  13. AnonymousMay 3, 2012 at 1:57 PM

    10 points for compassion. Hope some die so I'm not inconvenienced! LOL.

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So wadda you think?