While on call this past weekend I discovered this line in another neurologist's note:
"An ictal event is possible, and cannot entirely be excluded, however our data to implicate such process definitively is somewhat tenuous at this point in time."
Obviously has commitment issues...
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Sounds like he should have gone into radiology
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ReplyDeleteand the med student reading that note blinks 3 times, shrugs and assumes he means the patient if f----ed.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I too was gonna say sounds like a radiologist.... the only thing missing is "please correlate with clinical findings and follow up with additional studies as necessary."
ReplyDeleteGood Lord, sounds like an overzealous freshman in their first college writing course.
ReplyDelete= "Maybe, but probably not."
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ReplyDeleteI get dizzy when I go around in circules.
ReplyDeleteOr, as a surgeon would say...
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Is he getting paid by the word? Why do some people have to be so wordy, and say the same thing over and over.
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea of the medical record...yuck!
I've read it three times and still don't know what he or she was saying.
ReplyDeleteIs there any patient you couldn't say that about?
ReplyDeleteEh, what was that?
ReplyDeleteHearty laughter here from the medical records person, particularly at the contrast between the content of the note in the post and the comment from Anon 4:52 above. I've seen both kinds of notes from providers, and they each have their place, I suppose. Sometimes too much information is as bad as not enough.
ReplyDeleteOf course, we know it really translates to: "this wacho really isn't having seizures but I don't want to write that he is a nutjob in the chart"
ReplyDeleteS/he's saying that the ictal event is possible, can't rule it out. But that as of right now, there's not enough data to make a firm ruling on it. I didn't find it hard to understand at all. *sigh* sorry, just drives me nuts.
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