Must be a full moon. Today I had some of the following exchanges with patients:
Dr. Grumpy: "I'd like to see you back in a month".
Ms. X "I'll be here. Unless, of course, the Lord comes before then. He is coming soon, you know."
Dr. Grumpy: "How's your physical therapy been going?"
Ms. Y: "I stopped going because angels have been surrounding my bed at night to heal me."
Dr. Grumpy: "How long have you been seeing Dr. Smith for your heart problem?"
Mr. Demented Psychotic: "Since he raped me in prison".
(for the record, Dr. Smith has never been in prison, nor raped anyone, that I am aware of)
I didn't know you had Harold Camping as a patient...
ReplyDeleteLOL omg...that last one...yikes!
ReplyDeleteI think there must be a full moon on the rise or maybe mass breakout from an institution. It seems to have been going around. Everyone seems to be crazy lately!
ReplyDeleteSounds like your patients don't need help anymore--the Lord and the angels have it taken care of. Time to take a vacation.
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