In the past I published an article about a guy who was dating a carwash vacuum cleaner.
And who can forget the touching romance between a man and his patio table?
This week we had a guy elope with a plastic pool raft.
Part of the problem may be that people just seem to keep losing their undies.
This sad problem of keeping your pants on is even affecting the mayor.
What's up with Ohio? 3/5 of those stories happened there.
ReplyDeleteAre Ohioans all nuts?
ReplyDeleteI am not in the med field, but is there a medical term for the first 3?
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when you put cinnamon in chili.
ReplyDelete"Boldly going where no man has gone before."
ReplyDeleteDo you mean going or coming?
ReplyDeleteCheck the water
ReplyDeleteCheck the emissions from power plants in Michigan
Check your brain at the door.
The fourth spunds like one of those viral facebook or flash mob things... "hay guyz, everyone drop lady panties out the window on highway xy next thursday!!"
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