Wednesday, September 14, 2011

How much do you know about Mom?

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses in your family?"

Mrs. Noclue: "My Mom died of cancer. I think it was prostate cancer."

12 comments:

  1. I can remember my mother (bargain hunter extraordinaire) getting very upset when I wouldn't take her for a free prostate exam. I reminded hee that she didn't have a prostate for them to examine. Her response? "But it's FREE!"

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  2. Could always have been its little-known cousin, prostrate cancer...

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  3. Where is your empathy, Dr. Grumpy?!

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  4. I died of that. It is possible - science has no boundaries.

    Anna :p]

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  5. Sloboda et al 1998 Metastasizing adenocarcinoma of the female prostate (Skene's paraurethral glands). Histological and immunohistochemical prostate markers studies and first ultrastructural observation.
    Pathol Res Pract. 194(2):129-36.

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  6. So, do you manage to keep a straight face when your patients come out with things like this?

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  7. This was after her gender reassignment surgery - she used to be my Dad.

    (Only explanation I have for a Mom with a prostate)

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  8. I suppose it's possible. I read about a guy that died of uterine cancer. He had received an organ transplant from an improperly screened donor with metastatic uterine cancer.

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  9. Many stallions have a uterus! Really, it's called the uterus masculinus. On the other hand, stallions do not have nipples.

    And that, folks, is your Comparative Anatomy lesson for today.

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So wadda you think?