Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Great drug rep quotes

"Doctor, Wirfliss Pharmaceuticals has done a lot of total research on this drug, and we've found that the totality of our results, in total, shows a total number of benefits that improves a patient's total health."
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21 comments:

  1. BinkRNJune 22, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    Totally lacking in intelligent words.

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  2. UnknownJune 22, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    Totally awesome, man. I'd be totally worried if things were that total. I mean, we totally can't do things half way...

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  3. The Nite NurseJune 22, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    Totally?!? Wow!

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  4. AnonymousJune 22, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    I love how they think that, in totality, we will totally believe this total baloney.

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  5. AnonymousJune 22, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    Totally?

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  6. merinzJune 22, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    'Total' is obviously the new buzz word. Replaces 'in terms of' and 'issues'?

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  7. AnonymousJune 22, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    Sum total of information, in total, contained in that: Totally nothing.

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  8. AnonymousJune 22, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    Someone needs a thesaurus.

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  9. SilliyakJune 22, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    It needed the word "artisan" in there somewhere

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  10. Ben SJune 22, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    I think he forgot to eat breakfast.

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  11. JulieJune 22, 2011 at 7:46 PM

    So like totally awesome?

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  12. Happy VegemiteJune 22, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    Methinks that someone totally needs a thesaurus

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  13. StephanieJune 22, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    And the word of the day is...

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  14. AnonymousJune 22, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    Subclinical glossolalia?

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  15. EDNurseasaurasJune 22, 2011 at 11:15 PM

    Total loss.

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  16. cliffintokyoJune 23, 2011 at 6:02 AM

    Totalitarianism rules!

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  17. PackerJune 23, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    C'mon Dude, when you speak totally, you have to add a dude or two.

    Drug called Snake Oil

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  18. A Doc 2 BeJune 23, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    I was waiting for gnarly... so totally disappointed.

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  19. CJune 23, 2011 at 11:54 PM

    translated (badly...maybe by a machine?) from Japanese or Russian...

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  20. LauraJune 27, 2011 at 7:18 AM

    Totally skipping past the whole totally thing, may I just say how much I always enjoy your so-clever pseudonyms?

    "Wirfliss." Hee. :)

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  21. Reprise by cliffJune 28, 2011 at 6:20 AM

    Dude Packer: OK..

    Totalitarianism rules, for artisanal reps, dudi-dude! (you said "....or two")

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So wadda you think?