Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Futility

Dr. Grumpy: "How did the medication work?"

Mr. Metal: "It didn't."

Dr. Grumpy: "How long did you take it for?"

Mr. Metal: "I picked up the bottle."

Dr. Grumpy: "Did you take it?"

Mr. Metal: "Um, no."

21 comments:

  1. So homework for the coming week:
    1. Open bottle
    2. Take dose
    3. Close bottle
    4. Put down
    ????

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  2. Hold pill bottle against area of body affected by pain.
    Click heels together 3 times.
    Repeat "There's no cure for this" 3 times.
    Whine to Doctor.

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  3. Another case of possible side effects. I am not going to take the medication because of possible side effects.

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  4. No gonna lie. I've done this. I always read about the medication I'm about to take and sometimes the side effects are just too scary.

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  5. Any explanation as to why he didn't take it?

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  6. When I asked him that question, he said "I don't know. I just didn't."

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  7. Better to have someone honestly say they didn't take it than lie and say they did.

    Of course, that's like saying, "It's better to be stabbed than shot."

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  8. "If any of the pills were missing, I wouldn't be able to re-gift it."

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  9. Just having it sit around the house should help, right?

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  10. It probably speaks volumes about the regularity of this that you actually ASKED "Did you take it?"

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  11. At what point, if ever, do you "discharge" a patient for noncompliance? There has to come a time where you can't help a patient who won't help themselves?

    One of my MD's told me he has had to do it a few times over the last 18 or so years. He said that he sends the patient a certified letter (under legal guidance)explaining why they are being discharged from the practice, etc.

    So, I was just wondering your "take" or "approach" in situations like that!

    Any MD's out there I would be interested on your take on this as well!

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  12. It's a lot closer to working than some of my patients who never even bother to pick up the prescription.

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  13. Mr. Metal:It wasn't artisnal.

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  14. "But then, after I picked up the medicine, I was driving home from the pharmacy, and I really had to take a leak, so I grabbed what I thought was my usual piss bottle..."

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  15. A close family member has stopped complaining to me about her dizziness because my first question is always "Have you taken your antivert?"

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  16. I have an inkling why it didn't work.

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  17. @ Haven--I will tell you what I tell patients: If 100% of people got the side effects, the drug company wouldn't be able to sell it!! Most side effects of most drugs affect less than 5% of people. They almost always are NOT permanent if you are the unlucky 5%. Please rethink this. If you really need the medication, it should be worth trying it!

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  18. Sometimes there's a reason for non-compliance. I'm compliant with most of my prescriptions, but I was recently prescribed one that came in tablets almost an inch across. I just can't swallow them, and they taste increadibly bitter, so I can't chew them.

    WTF? You would think they would make them smaller.

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  19. Baaaaaaaaah. People will make my eyes roll out of their sockets one of these days.

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  20. I want to know why they come in for the frigging bloodwork that tells me if the medication is working. Let me give you a clue. The medicine does not work just because you got a paper (and possibly a bottle) with the name of the drug on it.

    And, yes I have discharged people for noncompliance. But only after feeling like they were putting their lives in danger. And after they drove me up the wall for months.

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  21. This is why my usual pt encounter goes:

    Me - what meds are you on?
    Pt - none
    Me - what are you supposed to be on?
    Pt - not sure. Something for my high blood. A little yellow tablet.
    Me - Are you taking it?
    Pt - of course!
    Me - no, are you opening the bottle, taking one, putting it in your mouth and swallowing?
    Pt - sometimes.
    Me - today?
    Pt - no.
    Me - well, that's why your BP is 187/95.
    Pt - but the person at the pharmacy said it's an emergency! I could have a stroke!
    Me - how about you take one of your pills and see what happens?
    Pt - why? Will that work?

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So wadda you think?