Tread softly, somewhere out there there is someone smarter, tougher, bigger, stronger than you--my ole pappy used to say to me, the smart, tough, big and strong young man that I was. You know he was right--so be kind to all you meet, even those who are not all of those things.
*snicker*
ReplyDeletebladders, much like the wandering uterus, have a mind of their own. Do her veins now run yellow?
Funny, but also sad.
ReplyDeleteIt must be an artisian bladder
ReplyDeleteTread softly, somewhere out there there is someone smarter, tougher, bigger, stronger than you--my ole pappy used to say to me, the smart, tough, big and strong young man that I was. You know he was right--so be kind to all you meet, even those who are not all of those things.
ReplyDeleteI've had that happen to me on a couple of long road trips.
ReplyDelete"Incidentally, you might want to read up on a condition known as wandering bladder." - Hubert Farnsworth
ReplyDeleteI've wished for an expanding bladder at the pub in more than one occasion!
ReplyDeleteAh, beat me to the hysteria joke.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea that bladders were so aggresive.
ReplyDeleteOh god, that's the funniest thing I heard all week!
ReplyDeleteIn residency a friend had a patient say she swallowed so hard it came out her vagina. "Boy, that was hard."
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