Tuesday, May 3, 2011

I bet you did

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had any surgeries?"

Mr. Webster: "Yes. When I was five I had an autopsy."
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27 comments:

  1. kate sweetenMay 3, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    "And I see that you recovered QUITE well."

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  2. UnknownMay 3, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    just when you think you've heard it all...

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  3. Lucky JackMay 3, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    When my dad was 6 he had a vasectomy.

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  4. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    Proof positive of reincarnation!
    CardioNP

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  5. EnfermeroMay 3, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    That must have hurt.

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  6. PharmacyGirlMay 3, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    How do you keep a straight face? I would either crack up or look at them like the ignorant idiots they are and ask, "Really, how do you figure since you are quite alive?"

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  7. Monty PythonMay 3, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    "I got better!"

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  8. PackerMay 3, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    http://forums.wrongdiagnosis.com/showthread.php?t=5791

    I'll help you out Grumpy.

    Man I hope it isn't Hashimoto's Encelo... forgot how its spelled, that one should be on HOUSE.

    Do Dotors watch HOUSE ?

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  9. Grumpy, M.D.May 3, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    Not this one. But I hate medical shows. Why should I go home and watch doctors, when I do that all day?

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  10. The Redheaded PharmacistMay 3, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    That reminds me of a patient I had at the pharmacy a while back. He came to the pharmacy counter and asked if there had been a prescription called in for him from his doctor. He said "My doctor was going to call me in some cyanide with 5 refills." To which I replied "your doctor didn't call you in anything and if he did call in that cyanide I guarantee you that you wouldn't need those refills!" LOL

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  11. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    house is a particularly absurd and offensive waste of time.

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  12. Dr. Tony YounMay 3, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    Scrubs is the best show, IMHO, for depicting doctors.

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  13. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    So what did he really mean?

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  14. Angry NurseMay 3, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    I'd would have been tempted to ask if he had ever survived decapitation just to see if he said yes

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  15. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    "Funny thing, the pathologist got struck off shortly afterwards."

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  16. pharmacy chickMay 3, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    LOL, I guess that forensic MD put all those parts back pretty well!..and i agree about House, and any medical show for that matter. Unless its a documentary, its all fluff.

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  17. AnonymousMay 4, 2011 at 12:16 AM

    Wow - so you have patients who are ghosts now. Thats a medical show all in itself...

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  18. Sparkles!May 4, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    I don't know whether I should laugh or be shocked!

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  19. Mrs AMay 4, 2011 at 4:08 AM

    obviously found a dead space instead of a brain!

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  20. AnonymousMay 4, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    ... Well ... a patient does wake up on the autopsy table in one episode of House http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brave_Heart . Turns out he wasn't quite dead.

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  21. CholeraJoeMay 4, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    @Packer - House is a lightweight. I quit watching because I usually made the diagnosis before the second commercial break.

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  22. terri cMay 4, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    SNORT!!!!!!!!!!!

    What could he have meant, though?

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  23. Ben SMay 4, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    "Why should I go home and watch doctors, when I do that all day?"

    I thought you saw patients during the day.. -.-

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  24. ArkieRNMay 4, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    terri c, he probably meant a biopsy.

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  25. The MotherMay 4, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    I know neurologists don't usually undress their patients, but did you check for the "Y" incision?

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  26. ERPMay 5, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    I was dead and I got better! (in the Monty Python voice).

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  27. suzy pepperMay 7, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    Hahahahaha oh that one made me snort!

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So wadda you think?